Listen… things happen underwater. Time gets away from you. Someone waves at a turtle. And suddenly you’re late—but for a very responsible reason. The “In My Defense I Was at a Safety Stop” tee is for divers who follow the rules, even when it’s inconvenient and no one else understands why you’re still in the water.
Perfect for post-dive excuses, surface interval storytelling, and reminding non-divers that you were literally being safer than everyone else. Equal parts humor and truth, this shirt lets the world know you weren’t slacking—you were just doing dive math.
Wear it proudly. Safety first. Explanations later.
Listen… things happen underwater. Time gets away from you. Someone waves at a turtle. And suddenly you’re late—but for a very responsible reason. The “In My Defense I Was at a Safety Stop” tee is for divers who follow the rules, even when it’s inconvenient and no one else understands why you’re still in the water.
Perfect for post-dive excuses, surface interval storytelling, and reminding non-divers that you were literally being safer than everyone else. Equal parts humor and truth, this shirt lets the world know you weren’t slacking—you were just doing dive math.
Wear it proudly. Safety first. Explanations later.
