Think you're tougher than a Florida limestone hole in the ground?
The cave disagrees — and it’s got a bad habit of keeping receipts.
Introducing the “The Cave Will Sort You Out” tee, inspired by the iconic cave-diving warning sign and served with that signature Disgruntled Divers sarcasm. Perfect for divers who understand that “adventure” is just a polite word for “where the untrained go to die.”
This grim design features a Reaper waiting patiently for anyone who believes training is optional, with a reminder only cave divers truly appreciate:
Caves don’t care. Physics always wins.
Wear it to the dive shop, the quarry, the next trimix class, or to politely warn the guy renting a GoPro that “caves look cool on YouTube.”
For the trained, the humble, and the ones who plan their gas
— not their funeral.
Think you're tougher than a Florida limestone hole in the ground?
The cave disagrees — and it’s got a bad habit of keeping receipts.
Introducing the “The Cave Will Sort You Out” tee, inspired by the iconic cave-diving warning sign and served with that signature Disgruntled Divers sarcasm. Perfect for divers who understand that “adventure” is just a polite word for “where the untrained go to die.”
This grim design features a Reaper waiting patiently for anyone who believes training is optional, with a reminder only cave divers truly appreciate:
Caves don’t care. Physics always wins.
Wear it to the dive shop, the quarry, the next trimix class, or to politely warn the guy renting a GoPro that “caves look cool on YouTube.”
For the trained, the humble, and the ones who plan their gas
— not their funeral.
