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You know what really gets a diver’s heart pumping? A freshly serviced reg and a tank jammed in tighter than your buddy’s wetsuit after taco night. This shirt proudly declares your priorities: safety, maintenance, and a healthy dose of questionable life choices.
Featuring a bold design of a scuba tank and reg that looks way cleaner than yours ever will, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever muttered “it’ll be fine” before a dive. Soft, breathable fabric keeps you comfy while you explain to surface dwellers why you’re grinning at the thought of O-rings and DIN fittings.
You know what really gets a diver’s heart pumping? A freshly serviced reg and a tank jammed in tighter than your buddy’s wetsuit after taco night. This shirt proudly declares your priorities: safety, maintenance, and a healthy dose of questionable life choices.
Featuring a bold design of a scuba tank and reg that looks way cleaner than yours ever will, this shirt is perfect for anyone who’s ever muttered “it’ll be fine” before a dive. Soft, breathable fabric keeps you comfy while you explain to surface dwellers why you’re grinning at the thought of O-rings and DIN fittings.