We’ve all seen the “Please Have Patience — Student Driver” stickers crawling down the highway.
But where was our warning?
Where was the sign letting everyone know there was a brand-new diver nearby about to kick your mask off, bicycle-kick their way through the water column, grab the inflator like it personally offended them, and somehow manage to be on the bottom, the surface, and completely sideways in the same 30 seconds?
Introducing the Student Diver shirt from Disgruntled Divers.
Because new divers deserve patience too… and the rest of us deserve a little advance warning.
Perfect for open-water students, instructors, divemasters, dive buddies, or anybody who remembers the glorious days when neutral buoyancy was more of a suggestion than an actual skill.
Wear it on the boat, at the quarry, around the dive shop, or anywhere you’d like to politely tell everyone:
Please Have Patience — Student Diver.
They’re learning.
They’re trying.
And yes… they’re probably about to kick you.
We’ve all seen the “Please Have Patience — Student Driver” stickers crawling down the highway.
But where was our warning?
Where was the sign letting everyone know there was a brand-new diver nearby about to kick your mask off, bicycle-kick their way through the water column, grab the inflator like it personally offended them, and somehow manage to be on the bottom, the surface, and completely sideways in the same 30 seconds?
Introducing the Student Diver shirt from Disgruntled Divers.
Because new divers deserve patience too… and the rest of us deserve a little advance warning.
Perfect for open-water students, instructors, divemasters, dive buddies, or anybody who remembers the glorious days when neutral buoyancy was more of a suggestion than an actual skill.
Wear it on the boat, at the quarry, around the dive shop, or anywhere you’d like to politely tell everyone:
Please Have Patience — Student Diver.
They’re learning.
They’re trying.
And yes… they’re probably about to kick you.
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