For the divers who live for the bubbles and don’t blush at a little gear-nerd humor — this shirt is your new favorite dive buddy. Featuring an edgy, hand-drawn regulator graphic and the boldly unapologetic phrase “Show Me That Exhaust Port,” this design speaks fluent scuba sarcasm.
Built for the hardcore, salt-crusted, always-tinkering diver who knows their gear better than most people know their kids’ birthdays. Whether you're swapping regs on the tailgate, arguing DIN vs. yoke at 2 a.m., or just trying to flex your exhaust-port pride, this shirt gets it done.
Comfortable enough for surface intervals, bold enough for the dive bar, and guaranteed to make at least one dive master snort-laugh.
Dive deep. Breathe easy. Stay disgruntled.
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For the divers who live for the bubbles and don’t blush at a little gear-nerd humor — this shirt is your new favorite dive buddy. Featuring an edgy, hand-drawn regulator graphic and the boldly unapologetic phrase “Show Me That Exhaust Port,” this design speaks fluent scuba sarcasm.
Built for the hardcore, salt-crusted, always-tinkering diver who knows their gear better than most people know their kids’ birthdays. Whether you're swapping regs on the tailgate, arguing DIN vs. yoke at 2 a.m., or just trying to flex your exhaust-port pride, this shirt gets it done.
Comfortable enough for surface intervals, bold enough for the dive bar, and guaranteed to make at least one dive master snort-laugh.
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