Santa tried ice diving… and immediately regretted his life choices.
Our “Ho Ho Holy Sh*t That Water’s Cold” tee features jolly old Saint Nick discovering exactly why Disgruntled Divers prefer warmer dive sites—like literally anywhere else on Earth. Decked out in scuba gear, parked at the North Pole, and staring at a thermometer that’s basically judging him, Santa delivers the holiday truth we all feel deep in our fins. Printed on a super-comfortable cotton tee that holds up whether you're stuffing stockings, stuffing yourself, or stuffing your dive bag for a cold-water adventure you’ll complain about for days. Perfect for divers with a warped sense of humor, cold-water warriors, or anyone who’s ever muttered “Why do I do this to myself?” while gearing up. Festive. Funny. Frostbite-adjacent. A true Disgruntled Divers Christmas classic.
Santa tried ice diving… and immediately regretted his life choices.
Our “Ho Ho Holy Sh*t That Water’s Cold” tee features jolly old Saint Nick discovering exactly why Disgruntled Divers prefer warmer dive sites—like literally anywhere else on Earth. Decked out in scuba gear, parked at the North Pole, and staring at a thermometer that’s basically judging him, Santa delivers the holiday truth we all feel deep in our fins. Printed on a super-comfortable cotton tee that holds up whether you're stuffing stockings, stuffing yourself, or stuffing your dive bag for a cold-water adventure you’ll complain about for days. Perfect for divers with a warped sense of humor, cold-water warriors, or anyone who’s ever muttered “Why do I do this to myself?” while gearing up. Festive. Funny. Frostbite-adjacent. A true Disgruntled Divers Christmas classic.
