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You didn’t ask for it. You didn’t want it. But now it’s in your head.
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo…..
This tee is a tribute to the most aggressive earworm ever created. Once you hear the song, it’s over— and this design makes zero apologies for that. Featuring a bearded baby gripping a microphone and belting it out alongside a very confused shark, this shirt exists for one reason: to pass the pain along.
The bottom text says “You’re FKN Welcome” because that’s exactly how we feel after re-infecting your brain with this song. The baby’s beard makis it clear this isn’t your average nursery rhyme- this is full-send, dive-shop humor at its finest.
Perfect for dive trips, surface intervals, bars, boat decks, or anywhere you want to ruin someone’s inner peace with a single glance.
Disgruntled Divers—we suffer together.
You didn’t ask for it. You didn’t want it. But now it’s in your head.
Baby shark, doo doo doo doo…..
This tee is a tribute to the most aggressive earworm ever created. Once you hear the song, it’s over— and this design makes zero apologies for that. Featuring a bearded baby gripping a microphone and belting it out alongside a very confused shark, this shirt exists for one reason: to pass the pain along.
The bottom text says “You’re FKN Welcome” because that’s exactly how we feel after re-infecting your brain with this song. The baby’s beard makis it clear this isn’t your average nursery rhyme- this is full-send, dive-shop humor at its finest.
Perfect for dive trips, surface intervals, bars, boat decks, or anywhere you want to ruin someone’s inner peace with a single glance.
Disgruntled Divers—we suffer together.